i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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