Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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