She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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