I'm drive I can fine osifer
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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