i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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