Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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