you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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