yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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