So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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