we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
we should paint friendship bongs
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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