sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
