its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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