You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
