there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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