And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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