how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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