I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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