the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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