I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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