went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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