She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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