He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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