8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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