wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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