It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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