i can't believe i had my finger in that
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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