What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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