Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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