He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
operation have a gay friend backfired
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
