Got a toothbrush?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Randomize
