I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
