have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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