After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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