I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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