so that wasnt chicken after all
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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