you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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