i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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