Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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