Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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