Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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