so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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