I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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