? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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