you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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