i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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