Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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