i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Enjoy the penises
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
