what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
you didnt know i had herpes?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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