How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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