You're completely useless in the revolution.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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