I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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