Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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