: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i was born a porn star she said
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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