just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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