That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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