Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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